My life, I must say, could fill a few books—and not the boring kind either. More like a roller-coaster of soap opera-level drama, plot twists, and moments that would leave you both laughing and shaking your head. I was born in November of 1972, and let’s just say the identity of my father has been a mystery for as long as I can remember. My mother once gave me the name of a man who, in true dramatic fashion, accused her of giving him an STD during a speakerphone call where her current husband could hear everything. Talk about awkward! Spoiler alert: He was married to someone my age, so yeah, it was a mess.
But my two aunts, Rhonda and Betty (Betty was my favorite—sassy and sweet all rolled into one), said my dad was a different guy—some fellow named John Moore from Virginia. Both men were in the military stationed at Fort Bragg, NC. So, you do the math on how that might’ve gone down. As you can imagine, growing up with such a foggy father situation was the tip of the iceberg when it came to the colorful chaos of my childhood.
Then there was my brother. He was mean to me, like a cartoon villain without the mustache to twirl. At 13, he was sent off to a boys’ school in Columbia, SC, for—you guessed it—breaking into cars and stealing things like spare change from my mom’s boyfriends. But before that, he tormented me in creative ways. One of his favorites was spitting food back onto my plate and forcing me to eat it (yum, right?). He’d even strap me into his old middle school football gear and use me as his personal tackling dummy—while wearing his high school football gear! Talk about unfair! Looking back, it probably should’ve been an episode of “What Not to Do to Your Sibling.”
Meanwhile, my mother was quite the character. She adored my older brother and later, my younger sister. I? I was the live-in maid. I was cleaning the house and cooking dinner at 10, all while being the unofficial babysitter to my little sister, who was five years younger. And she was the ultimate brat—of course, my sleepovers weren’t complete unless she came along. The one time I tried to get a little revenge by putting mustard in her mouth while she slept… well, let’s just say, I didn’t exactly feel guilty.
My mother married four times—yes, four—and none of those men were my father, mind you. She’s never been able to definitively say who my father is, but the options all point to the fine military men at Fort Bragg. Despite it all, when I left home at 16, I didn’t look back. I had experienced enough. But there was one particular memory that sticks out as the final nail in the coffin of our “mother-daughter bond.”
It was my senior prom. Prom—a rite of passage, right? My mother didn’t bother to help me get ready for it. Instead, she lavished all her attention on my seventh-grade sister for her dance. Bought her a dress, got her hair and nails done—she went all out. Me? My best friend’s mom helped me pull it together. I borrowed a dress, my cousin bought me shoes, and I was grateful for their kindness. My mom made sure that I knew where I stood, and it wasn’t at the top of her list.
My mother also had a knack for pitting my sister and me against each other. I swore I would never do that to my own kids. And guess what? I haven’t. I’ve always told my kids, “You need each other. Be kind to one another. I won’t always be here.” And they are kind. They love each other, and that’s the kind of legacy I want to leave behind.
Now, let me give credit where it’s due. Despite the hurt, when my mother had a stroke and needed help, I didn’t hesitate. My family packed her things, drove her back, set up doctor appointments, and helped her navigate the process of getting disability. Yet, even then, the drama continued. She complained to me about moving in with us, crying that she wanted to stay with my sister. When I mentioned this to my sister, our mother flat-out denied it. Just another day in the life of unnecessary drama.
My mother once told me, “I hope before I die, you and your sister can be friends again.” To which I replied, “Well, you’re the reason we’re not friends.” She doesn’t understand that. Maybe she never will, but I do.
At the end of the day, life’s a series of lessons wrapped in strange, often absurd moments. Through the chaos, I’ve learned to rise above, to love deeply, and to cherish the people who show up for me, even when others don’t. Family isn’t always what you’re born into—it’s what you create from the experiences that shape you.
So, here’s to the messes that make us stronger and the laughter that keeps us sane. Because if there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s that sometimes you just have to find humor in the heartache and keep moving forward.
Let Me Add to This Story: The Mystery of My “Sperm Donor” Father
Oh, before I wrap this up, let me sprinkle a little more drama onto this family saga! I still have no idea who my biological father is. He probably doesn’t even know I exist. The last name I carry belongs to my mother’s first husband—not because he fathered me, but because, in 1972, having a baby out of wedlock in a small town was basically social suicide. My grandmother, who was a nurse at the hospital where I was born, made sure I got that husband’s last name just to keep up appearances. I’m sure my birth raised a few eyebrows back then, but the truth? Well, that’s still tucked away in some Fort Bragg mystery, never to be fully uncovered.
Funny how life can be one giant game of “Who’s Your Daddy?”
About the author
In the realm of literature, few authors possess the power to challenge societal norms and break down stereotypes like A.L. Childers. Through her unique storytelling abilities, she has managed to leave a lasting legacy that has not only inspired her readers but also transformed the way we perceive the world.
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Being Human doesn’t make you weak, it makes you a warrior!
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Get ready to dive into the vibrant and eclectic world of Audrey Childers, the author who’s written something for absolutely everyone! With over 200 books under her belt—ranging from playful coloring books to thought-provoking self-help guides, spellbinding fantasy novels, and everything in between—Audrey has crafted a literary collection for every age and stage of life.
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Archons: Unveiling the Parasitic Entities Shaping Human Thoughts
Throughout history, unseen forces known as Archons have manipulated humanity’s collective consciousness, perpetuating a cycle of control and suppression. These parasitic entities have cunningly exploited our vulnerabilities, feeding off our fears, doubts, and insecurities. As a result, we have been unwittingly enslaved to their agenda, disconnected from our true potential as human beings.
But there is hope. In “Archons: Unveiling the Parasitic Entities Shaping Human Thoughts,” A.L. Childers takes you on a riveting journey through extensive research and historical analysis to uncover the profound influence of Archons on human society. This meticulously researched book delves into ancient texts, historical events, and contemporary practices to reveal how these entities have shaped our world.
Drawing from years of dedicated study, Childers provides compelling evidence of Archonic manipulation throughout history. From the fall of the Roman Republic to the modern-day influence of media and technology, this book uncovers the hidden forces that have steered human affairs. By understanding the nature of these parasitic entities, we can begin to break free from their grip.
To liberate ourselves from Archonic influence, we must first recognize their presence in our lives. We must question the thoughts and beliefs that have been implanted within us, discerning between genuine inspiration and Archonic manipulation. By cultivating awareness, we can begin to dismantle their control over our minds and emotions.
Springtime Bug Safari Coloring Book by A.L. Childers
Dive into a World of Color and Creativity!
Embark on a delightful journey through a whimsical world where the bugs buzz with excitement and await your child’s creative touch! Springtime Bug Safari, crafted by the imaginative A.L. Childers, offers a collection of simple yet engaging coloring pages filled with friendly insects sporting big, expressive eyes.
From the dancing dragonflies to the gentle grasshoppers, each page invites young artists to bring these scenes to life with vibrant hues. This coloring book is perfect for kids who love nature and creativity, providing hours of fun and relaxation.
Why Your Little Artist Will Love This Book:
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Food is thy medicine, right? Actually it can work one of two ways. Food can be thy medicine or food can be thy death. This book is a guide that will inform you from the perspective of a women. You will also be able to determine what areas in your life that may need a little bit of work and the skills needed to improve those issues along with some fabulous recipes to help get you started on how to eat KETO AIP. I will also help you understand how to fix your gut, strengthen your immunity and fight inflammation with an autoimmune approach. The Keto AIP removes all the common inflammatory food triggers that stimulate a possible autoimmune reaction in the body. We’re going to start resetting those adrenals, boosting that energy and doing a little booty kicking to those hormones that have decided to act like a wild college student and pull an all-nighter the day before final exams.
A Women’s Holistic Holy Grail Handbook for Hypothyroidism and Hashimoto’s: How I healed my Hypothyroidism and Autoimmune Disorder with Personalized Nutrition
Food is thy medicine, right? Actually, it can work one of two ways. Food can be thy medicine or food can be thy death. This book is a guide that will inform you from the perspective of a women. You will also be able to determine what areas in your life that may need a little bit of work and the skills needed to improve those issues along with some fabulous recipes to help get you started on how to eat KETO AIP. I will also help you understand how to fix your gut, strengthen your immunity and fight inflammation with an autoimmune approach. The Keto AIP removes all the common inflammatory food triggers that stimulate a possible autoimmune reaction in the body. We’re going to start resetting those adrenals, boosting that energy and doing a little booty kicking to those hormones that have decided to act like a wild college student and pull an all-nighter the day before final exams.
Audrey Childers is a published author, blogger, freelance journalist and an entrepreneur with over a decade of experience in research and editorial writing. She is also the creator and founder of the website the hypothyroidismchick.com. Where you can find great tips on everyday living with hypothyroidism. She enjoys raising her children and being a voice for optimal human health and wellness. She is the published author of : A survivors cookbook guide to kicking hypothyroidism booty, Reset your Thyroid, The Ultimate guide to healing hypothyroidism and A survivors cookbook guide to kicking hypothyroidism booty: the slow cooker way. You can find all these books on Amazon. This blog may be re-posted freely with proper attribution, author bio, and this copyright statement.
Audrey Childers is a 10x published author, blogger, freelance journalist and an entrepreneur with over a decade of experience in research and editorial writing. She is also the creator and founder of the website the hypothyroidismchick.com. Where you can find great tips on everyday living with hypothyroidism. She enjoys raising her children and being a voice for optimal human health and wellness. She is the published author of : A survivors cookbook guide to kicking hypothyroidism booty, Reset your Thyroid, The Ultimate guide to healing hypothyroidism and A survivors cookbook guide to kicking hypothyroidism booty: the slow cooker way. You can find all these books on Amazon. This blog may be re-posted freely with proper attribution, author bio, and this copyright statement.
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