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“The Silent Symphony: A Flatulent Tale of Humor, Health, and Human Curiosity”By A.L. Childers, Author and Reluctant Gastronaut

Let’s clear the air—literally and figuratively.

Farting. We all do it. Yet for something so natural, it still manages to spark giggles, groans, and the occasional family exodus from the living room. I’m here today not just to toot my own horn (pun intended), but to share my bizarre, hilarious, and sometimes painful journey through the windy world of flatulence.

Yes, I enjoy farting. No, my body does not enjoy me back. After a single bowl of lima beans, I could fuel a small hot air balloon festival. My kids run for cover like I’m crop dusting them with mustard gas. (And to be fair—they’re not wrong.)

But what started as an embarrassing quirk quickly spiraled into an investigation: why does this happen? Is it normal? And wait—people get paid to sniff farts?


THE SCIENCE BEHIND FARTING

Farting, medically referred to as flatulence, is the release of gas from the digestive system through the rectum. It’s primarily caused by:

  • Swallowed air during eating or drinking
  • Breakdown of certain foods by gut bacteria
  • Food intolerances (looking at you, dairy)
  • High-fiber foods like beans, lentils, broccoli, and cabbage

According to the Cleveland Clinic, the average person toots between 14 and 23 times a day. So if you’re reading this with a judgey face—don’t. You’re no better than me. You’re just quieter.

Source: Cleveland Clinic on Flatulence


WHEN FARTS FIGHT BACK

In my case, it’s less of a gentle breeze and more of a gas-powered rebellion. Lima beans? Forget it. Chickpeas? That’s a week of discomfort and apologizing to the dog. What’s worse is when my body enjoys the ride while simultaneously betraying me with bloating, cramps, and the unmistakable panic of a silent-but-deadly moment in public.


CROP DUSTING 101

For those unfamiliar, “crop dusting” is the art of walking past someone while stealthily releasing a fart cloud. It’s immature, effective, and often used by children and emotionally stunted adults (me, on weekends). My kids call it “mom’s invisible war crime.”

They’ve begun retaliating by spraying Febreze every time I enter a room. I’m not even mad. That’s solid strategy.


SNORTING THE TRUTH: PEOPLE GET PAID TO SNIFF FARTS?

Believe it or not, some people really are paid to sniff farts. A few years ago, a report emerged from China that researchers were hiring professional fart-sniffers to detect gastrointestinal diseases through scent. This isn’t a joke. It’s science… and perhaps one of the worst job interviews ever.

Source: HuffPost – Chinese Scientists Hiring Fart Sniffers

There’s also an infamous entrepreneur who sold her farts in jars—yes, actual glass jars—and made tens of thousands of dollars until she was hospitalized for too much protein and beans. Humanity: unpredictable, gassy, and weirdly profitable.


IS YOUR FLATULENCE TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING?

Here are some serious signs your farts aren’t just funny—they’re medical:

  • Chronic bloating or pain
  • Extremely foul-smelling gas
  • Sudden changes in frequency or urgency
  • Accompanied by diarrhea or constipation

If your body is staging a full-blown revolt, it might be time to consult a gastroenterologist.

Helpful Resource: Johns Hopkins Digestive Health Library


MY HEALING ERA (WITH HUMOR)

I’ve learned to manage some of my gas with a combo of:

  • Probiotics (try Lactobacillus or Bifidobacterium)
  • Digestive enzymes
  • Cutting back on dairy and certain legumes
  • Peppermint oil or teas (anti-spasmodic and anti-gas!)

Also, a daily dose of laughter. Because if you can’t laugh at your own rear-end soundtrack, what can you laugh at?


AUTHOR INFO

A.L. Childers is a bestselling author, health advocate, and unapologetic truth-teller based in North Carolina. She writes everything from historical exposés to health humor and loves helping others heal with honesty, wit, and the occasional fart joke. You can find her books on Amazon, including “Hashimoto’s Crockpot Recipes” and “Reset Your Thyroid.”

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DISCLAIMER

This blog is meant for entertainment and general information only. I’m not a doctor, a fart whisperer, or a certified gastrointestinal ninja. Always consult a healthcare professional if your gut starts acting like a demonic brass section.

Gut Flora Galore: Embarking on a Hilarious Journey to Combat OCD, Hypothyroidism, and Autoimmune Woes

Hey there, fellow journeyers on the rollercoaster of life! So, picture this: one day you’re cruising along, minding your own business, when suddenly life decides to throw you a curveball, or in my case, a whole bag of lemons. Yep, that’s right! I found myself tangled up in a whirlwind of OCD, hypothyroidism, and autoimmune chaos. But fear not, my friends, for this tale is not one of despair but rather a comical quest filled with hope, humor, and a dash of craziness.

Let’s rewind to the beginning of this wild ride. It all started innocently enough, or so I thought. I was a typical new mom, juggling the demands of raising twins and a toddler, all while trying to keep my sanity intact. Spoiler alert: it didn’t quite go as planned. Sleep? Ha! What’s that? My nights were a blur of endless feedings, diaper changes, and desperately trying to soothe three tiny humans simultaneously. And did I mention my husband’s 12-hour shifts? Let’s just say, the struggle was real.

Amidst the chaos of motherhood, something sinister began to brew within me. Suddenly, everyday tasks like grocery shopping or cleaning became anxiety-inducing nightmares. The mere thought of chemicals sent me spiraling into a panic, and don’t even get me started on the dreaded chemical aisle at the store. It was like a horror movie, except instead of monsters, I was haunted by the irrational fear of being poisoned. Oh, the joys of OCD!

But wait, there’s more! Just when I thought life couldn’t get any crazier, along came hypothyroidism and autoimmune disorders to join the party. Talk about a triple threat! Cue the endless doctor’s appointments, where I was met with dismissive shrugs and a barrage of unnecessary medications. Seriously, doc, I’m not looking to join the pharmaceutical fan club, thank you very much.

Now, you might be wondering how in the world I managed to navigate this hot mess with a smile on my face (spoiler alert: sometimes it was more of a grimace). Well, my friends, enter the world of gut flora. Yes, you heard that right! Turns out, good old gut bacteria might just hold the key to unlocking the mystery of my woes. Who knew that a bunch of tiny microbes could be my knights in shining armor?

Through my research (and a fair bit of trial and error), I stumbled upon the work of Dr. Natasha Campbell-McBride and her revolutionary GAPS diet. Suddenly, bone broth and fermented foods became my new best friends, and I embarked on a quest to heal my gut and, in turn, my mind.

But hold onto your hats, folks, because the adventure is far from over. As I continue to explore the quirky world of gut health and dive deeper into the mysteries of the mind-body connection, I invite you to join me on this uproarious journey. Who knows what hilarity (or chaos) awaits around the next corner?

So, here’s to embracing life’s lemons, turning them into gut-friendly lemonade, and laughing in the face of adversity. Stay tuned for more gut-flora galore and remember, when life gives you lemons, make sure they’re organic!

And now, my dearest readers, I leave you with a question: What’s your gut feeling telling you? Until next time, keep laughing, keep learning, and keep embracing the craziness that is life. Cheers to flipping the gut switch and reclaiming our health, one belly laugh at a time!

The information and recipes contained in blog is based upon the research and the personal experiences of the author. It’s for entertainment purposes only. Every attempt has been made to provide accurate, up to date and reliable information. No warranties of any kind are expressed or implied. Readers acknowledge that the author is not engaging in the rendering of legal, financial, medical or professional advice. By reading this blog, the reader agrees that under no circumstance the author is not responsible for any loss, direct or indirect, which are incurred by using this information contained within this blog. Including but not limited to errors, omissions or inaccuracies. This blog is not intended as replacements from what your health care provider has suggested.  The author is not responsible for any adverse effects or consequences resulting from the use of any of the suggestions, preparations or procedures discussed in this blog. All matters pertaining to your health should be supervised by a health care professional. I am not a doctor, or a medical professional. This blog is designed for as an educational and entertainment tool only. Please always check with your health practitioner before taking any vitamins, supplements, or herbs, as they may have side-effects, especially when combined with medications, alcohol, or other vitamins or supplements.  Knowledge is power, educate yourself and find the answer to your health care needs. Wisdom is a wonderful thing to seek.  I hope this blog will teach and encourage you to take leaps in your life to educate yourself for a happier & healthier life. You have to take ownership of your health. The highlighted links are affiliate links in my blogs.

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Kombucha for your Armpits: Super Easy & healthy Homemade Probiotic Deodorant

 

Kombucha for your Armpits!!!

I wanted to share a recipe out of my latest book, A Survivor’s Cookbook Guide to Kicking Hypothyroidism’s booty.  It all started when I came across an article on the Internet about how aluminum-based
antiperspirants may increase the risk for breast cancer, Alzheimer’s disease
and kidney disease. (Scientists noticed that dialysis patients who
had these high aluminum levels were more likely to develop dementia
too.) Our bodies are supposed to sweat. Sweat isn’t inherently stinky
either. In fact, it’s nearly odorless. The stench comes from bacteria that
break down from one of two types of sweat on your skin. Deodorant
advertisers have done a pretty neat job of convincing us that we’re disgustingly
smelly people who in fact need to be refined and save our
stinky selves by their products. We’ve been wonderfully brainwashed
into thinking sweating is a bad thing. Sweating from the heat, sweating
from exercise, and sweating from stress are all different, chemically
speaking. Stress sweat smells the worst. That’s because smelly sweat
is only produced by one of the two types of sweat glands called the
apocrine glands, which are usually in areas with lots of hair—like our
armpits, the groin area, and scalp. The odor is the result of the bacteria
that break down the sweat once it’s released onto your skin. Fun fact:
While women have more sweat glands than men, men’s sweat glands
produce more sweat.

No one can force you to become more aware of what you put on your body and what you put in your body. What you eat is just as important as what you put on your body. Adjusting your life, reading labels and catering to your specific health needs isn’t easy but it will benefit you in the long run. This is one of the smartest decisions that you can make. Not only will you start to look and feel better but think of the medical cost that you could be saving your future self.

Did you know that it takes 26 seconds for the chemicals in personal body care products to enter into your bloodstream?

Endocrine disruptors are tricky chemicals that play on our bodies.They increase production of certain hormones; decreasing production of others; imitating hormones; turning one hormone into another; interfering with hormone signaling; telling cells to die prematurely; competing with essential nutrients; binding to essential hormones; accumulating in organs that produce hormones. You can start avoiding these chemicals by starting with detoxifying your beauty routine.

 

Let’s talk about our under arms. I stopped using commercial deodorant quickly when I discovered all the harmful ingredients it has in it  and quite frankly aluminum chlorohdrate or aluminum zirconium found in commercial brands wasn’t something extra that I cared to willingly put on my skin. On my underarms no doubt where its so close to my breasts.

Frankly, it took several weeks for my body to get use to the non use of chemical loaded store bought deodorants. I didn’t enjoy feeling like I was plagued with BO for those weeks until my body became adjusted. If  you’ve tried homemade deodorants and they didn’t work at all  covering  up those stinky under arm pits of  yours. The odor is the result of the bacteria colonizing your in armpits.  Have you every thought about adding more bacteria?
Why not Kombucha for your armpits?  

1 tbsp. cocoa butter
-1 tbsp. coconut oil
-1 tbsp. shea butter
-1 tbsp. beeswax
-2 1/2 tbsp. arrowroot powder
-1 tbsp. baking soda
-1/4 tsp. vitamin E oil
-10 drops essential oil of your choice
-2 capsules powdered probiotics

I like lavender or grapefruit or any citrus scent. men can use cypress/bergamot

Small mason jar with lid

This is a small recipe you can double our triple it if you’d like.

 

Mix baking soda and arrowroot together. Melt your coconut oil, shea butter, and cococ butter in 1 minutes intervals in the microwave in a microwave-safe bowl. Stir during each interval. Mix all ingredients (the baking soda and arrowroot powder) with the oil. Pour into clean small mason jar. Add your essential oil and vitamin E to the mason jar; close with the lid. Give it a good shake to combine the essential oil with the other mixture. Allow it to cool for about 30 minutes or the consistency of pudding, open capsules of probiotics and add powder to mixture. Stir with spatula quickly to combine. Allow to completely cool. It usually takes overnight.  I use my finger to scoop out what I need to rub on my underarms.

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Holiday Hypothyroidism

Finally a Holiday cookbook that will have you sincerely appreciating all the hard work that I put into creating it. This cookbook not only has recipes that caters to your hypothyroidism but the recipes are extremely easy to prepare while still being delicious as they promote your health, help you begin to heal, and you’re eating cleaner on top of it all. These recipes can be used year-round not only around the holidays and will be a great addition to your library. I hope you find this Holiday book a godsend to the particularly crazy holiday season. This book includes a good variety of recipes that I know you will find to be delicious, full of flavor, healthy and just perfect for your Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner table. From appetizers to main meals, side dishes and desserts these recipes are just wonderfully delicious. I am not kidding when I tell you that the recipe options in this book are endless and you won’t be disappointed! You will be able to find that perfect recipe in this book that makes your taste buds soar, fits your dietary needs and has your family bragging on your cooking skills. They may even think you secretly took lessons from Gordon Ramsay or Julia Childs

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Hashimoto’s crock-pot recipes: Added Bonus: How I put my Hashimoto’s into remission

There’s nothing like the aroma of a home-cooked dinner welcoming you at the door. No time to be in the kitchen? The wonderful thing about a crock pot is you have little prep time. You won’t have to stand over a hot stove cooking your food and it’s perfect for those hectic days. We all want that convenience! Do you need foods that promote thyroid health? You can start today healing your body from the inside out. Over 101 wholesome and nourishing Hashimoto’s fighting recipes that will cater to your mind, body and soul. This helpful book will start to guide you in the right direction along with a step by step plan that is clear and doable.
It’s not about being skinny, it’s about energy, vitality & feeling good when you look in the mirror.

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Kicking Hypothyroidism’s booty, The Slow Cooker way: 101 Slow Cooker recipes!

I wanted to create a user-friendly handbook to help anyone affected by this disorder. I’ve seen many doctors over the years and none offered me ideas on diet change. I’ve included recipes, ideas on solutions for a healthier home, what you should be eating and shouldn’t, how to shed those extra pounds, regain your self-confidence and vitality back into your life. I want you to feel strong, sexy, and beautiful. This is my heartfelt guide to you. Together, once again, you can start to gain that wonderful life that you deserve. I am a student in this thing called life. I want to be remembered as a pioneer who thought, imagined, and inspired. What we feel at times is the impossible or unthinkable. Life is a wonderful journey.

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 A Survivors Cookbook Guide to Kicking Hypothyroidism’s booty.

Do you need foods that promote your thyroid health? Let’s heal your body from the inside out. We’ve all heard that our gut is called the “second-brain”. Given how closely the two interact with each other one thing you may not realize is your emotions and weight gain can start in the gut. Your gut and digestion can also cause you to hold onto that excess weight and just feel lousy. I’ve included 101 hypothyroidism fighting recipes that cook themselves. Our main concern is kicking hypothyroidism’s booty. I hope this book inspires you to use your slow cooker more often and create your own new recipes. Let’s together shed those extra pounds, regain your self-confidence and vitality back into your life.

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Reset Your Thyroid, 21 day Meal plan Thyroid reboot

This is a 21-day Meal plan to reset your thyroid and jump start your weight loss journey. It is filled with 21 breakfast recipes, 21 lunch recipes and 21 dinner recipes. They are packed full of nutrients, healthy fats and proteins. All are easy to make and I’ve done all the thinking for you! All you have to do is prepare the foods and eat. It takes 21 days to form a new habit, it will most likely take that long for your mind and body to stop opposing your new lifestyle change. Three weeks really isn’t a very long time. If you find yourself in a rut and coming up with excuses. You can regain control by reminding yourself that you only have to do it for 21 days. Motivate yourself to exercise. Choose something you honestly like to do and won’t loathe at least 3 times a week. Create an exercise plan that seems easy to accomplish. (And, stick to it!) Give yourself a chance and commit to yourself to stay with the program for 21 days.

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Hypothyroidism Clarity

Hypothyroidism clarity is designed to help give you FREEDOM and EMPOWERMENT. I’m sharing the EXACT STEPS I’ve used to overcome my eating issues WITHOUT dieting. All the recipes are specially crafted to be easy, super delicious and they have been kid tested-mother approved. A family-friendly way to eat that your entire family will enjoy. This book contains wonderfully crafted hypothyroidism recipes for your home and body that will help transform you and your family’s life.

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Hypothyroidism: The beginners Guide

This book thanks everyone suffering from hypothyroidism and looking for answers. Hypothyroidism is the kind of disease that carries a bit of mystery with it. This book is not for readers looking for quick answers. There is not one size fits all. You have to be in charge of your health. I didn’t write this book to sell you any “snake oil” in a bottle. I’ve written this book to be an eye opener for you and to share with you what I have learned on my journey. The solutions in this book has helped so many people. There are many incredible holistic practitioners, authors and researchers with experience and expertise in this area. I’ve done my best to pull from all their expertise, as well as my own knowledge and clinical experience. I want to make it easy for you to find the answers quickly, all in the one place, because I’m all too familiar with that awful side effects of hypothyroidism. I certainly don’t want you to have to spend years finding solutions, like I did. I also what you to understand that there isn’t an easy “one pill” solution, but the “one pill” approach that our current medical system is using is NOT WORKING because the underlying cause for hypothyroidism is not being addressed. Get ready to go on a journey of discovery where you are going to learn how everything ties into one. A lack of knowledge is a lack of power.

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Secrets to my Hypothyroidism Success: A personal guide to Hypothyroidism freedom

I wish somebody had given me a step-by-step road-map back when I was first diagnosed with hypothyroidism. The solutions in this book has helped so many people. I’ve done my best to pull from all their expertise, as well as my own knowledge and clinical experience. I want to make it easy for you to find the answers quickly, all in the one place, because I’m all too familiar with that awful side effects of hypothyroidism. I certainly don’t want you to have to spend years finding solutions, like I did. I also want you to understand that there isn’t an easy “one pill” solution, but the “one pill” approach that our current medical system is using is NOT WORKING because the underlying cause for hypothyroidism is not being addressed. Knowledge is power, educate yourself and find the answer to your health care needs. Wisdom is a wonderful thing to seek. I hope this book will teach and encourage you to take leaps in your life to educate yourself for a happier & healthier life. You have to take ownership of your health

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The Best Little Hypothyroidism Autumn Cookbook

I wanted to create a fall cookbook for those of us suffering from hypothyroidism that makes you feel as if you’re inviting an old friend in for coffee. If you’ve been considering switching to a hypothyroidism diet, you may be wondering if you have to give up your favorite foods along with flavor. This is far from the truth. Switching to a hypothyroidism diet means that you are catering to heal your thyroid. You can still enjoy your favorite fall recipes following a hypothyroidism diet- you’ll just need to learn what substitutions you will need to make to create wonderful fall hypothyroidism recipes. This is where this book that I’ve written for you comes into play. In this book, you will find a collection of many fall favorite recipes that you and your family are sure to love. If you’ve ever considered a hypothyroidism diet, this recipe book is a great starting resource.

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Audrey Childers is a published author, blogger, freelance journalist and an entrepreneur with over a decade of experience in research and editorial writing. She is also the creator and founder of the website the hypothyroidismchick.com. Where you can find great tips on everyday living with hypothyroidism. She enjoys raising her children and being a voice for optimal human health and wellness.

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Audrey Childers is a published author, blogger, freelance journalist and an entrepreneur with over a decade of experience in research and editorial writing. She is also the creator and founder of the website the hypothyroidismchick.com. Where you can find great tips on everyday living with hypothyroidism. She enjoys raising her children and being a voice for optimal human health and wellness. She is the published author of : A survivors cookbook guide to kicking hypothyroidism booty, Reset your Thyroid, Hypothyroidism Clarity,  A survivors cookbook guide to kicking hypothyroidism booty: the slow cooker way,   Hypothyroidism: The Beginners Guide: How to stop surviving and start thriving.      
and   Secrets to my Hypothyroidism Success:: A Personal Guide to Hypothyroidism Freedom.   You can find all these books on Amazon.  You can also find her actively involved in her Facebook Group : Healing Hypothyroidism. This blog may be re-posted freely with proper attribution, author bio, and this copyright statement.
You can always click on this Facebook group and order my books too.  A Survivors Cookbook Guide to Kicking Hypothyroidisms Booty.
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Disclaimer

 

The information and recipes contained in blog is based upon the research and the personal experiences of the author. It’s for entertainment purposes only. Every attempt has been made to provide accurate, up to date and reliable information. No warranties of any kind are expressed or implied. Readers acknowledge that the author is not engaging in the rendering of legal, financial, medical or professional advice. By reading this blog, the reader agrees that under no circumstance the author is not responsible for any loss, direct or indirect, which are incurred by using this information contained within this blog. Including but not limited to errors, omissions or inaccuracies. This blog is not intended as replacements from what your health care provider has suggested.  The author is not responsible for any adverse effects or consequences resulting from the use of any of the suggestions, preparations or procedures discussed in this blog. All matters pertaining to your health should be supervised by a health care professional. I am not a doctor, or a medical professional. This blog is designed for as an educational and entertainment tool only. Please always check with your health practitioner before taking any vitamins, supplements, or herbs, as they may have side-effects, especially when combined with medications, alcohol, or other vitamins or supplements.  Knowledge is power, educate yourself and find the answer to your health care needs. Wisdom is a wonderful thing to seek.  I hope this blog will teach and encourage you to take leaps in your life to educate yourself for a happier & healthier life. You have to take ownership of your health. The highlighted links are affiliate links in my blogs.